17
Aug

Village: Dragon hidden amongst the Cloud

Current Ninja Rank: Kage

Well that escalated quickly. Kage? Really, already? I… alright then.

Registered Ninja #:000666

Date Of Birth: April,10th

Age: 16

Zodiac Sign: Aries

Yes, clearly that birth date would fall under Aries. But why is her star sign even necessary? So far as I know that’s not necessary information in the Narutoverse.

Height: 5’ 7

Weight: 115 Lb.

That’s REALLY underweight for her height.

Blood Type: unknown

Then why would you list it-

Favorite Foods: sweets, fruit,meat, blood

EXCUSE ME.

Did you just say blood.

What 

in the fresh hell

Least Favorite Foods: Vegetables


Type O blood.

Hobby: Training, Reading, Sleeping

How is sleeping a hobby

Assignments Compleated: 0 D-Rank, 0 C-Rank, 65 B-Rank, 623 A-Rank, 30 S-Rank

*Completed

History: She is the only one left in her clan,

Typical Sue.

all is dead;

*All are dead

the only ones alive are the ones in Hell,

Wait what? If they’re all dead, then how are any alive- fuck it, forget it. Forget logic.

she watch her clan die at age 5, she felt so helpless at the time , now she shows only little emotions. She is the Ruler of Hell ,

W H A T

Her clan was rich and they were famous because they were all demon only some were human

How does that automatically make them a family of Paris Hiltons

Favorite Quotations: “…..” ,

That’s silence. Not a quote.

“hmmmm wait…what?! “, “He he he he….what did you say? “, “Don’t call me Auntie Nemo please “, ” Your blood taste good “, “let me think,NO!!! “, (happens every morning between Nemo and Kira) “Kira!!…Don’t call me Auntie, I’m not your aunt I’m your cousin ” “So, I have no aunt your mom was the only aunt i have so …I’m going to call you auntie Nemo since she was your mom” “It’s bad enough, that Sara’s lil’ friends call me that” “Nooo, you’re wrong they call you Nemo-sama, Mommy,Nemo-chan, and only some call you Auntie Nemo” “Yeah….Sure…Whatever you say Kira*rolls eyes*”,(between Nemo-Akatsuki-Villages:”I’m not on any side i do what I’m told to do by my uncle so remember that,I’m not on Good nor Evil”), “I’m not on Good nor Evil’s side”

Species: White Wolf Demon

W H A T?????????

Lives: doesn’t stay in one place for long

I… I can’t even tell what this is supposed to be. It’s like a Jingles-meets-Naruto crackbaby. I don’t even know what to say other than it is absolute total crap. And   the world would have been a better place had I never seen it to begin with.

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#mary sue #submission #WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS