As some of you may have noticed, I haven’t been very active here as of late. Sorry about that! But as a heads-up, I am on spring break, and as it is also the Easter season I will probably be fairly inactive for some time (Easter is the busiest time in the Catholic Church). I’ll try my best to check in as often as I can, but yes. Just so you know.
Although I don’t agree with the last two things you wrote, I do have to say “Thank you.” Even though you think homosexuality is wrong, it makes me happy to see that you know not all act on sexual urges. So thank you for being a human being.
I’d say you’re welcome, but there’s really nothing to thank me for. It’s irrational to think that everyone acts on every urge they get. I’m heterosexual, and I don’t jump every attractive guy I come across, so why should it be that way with people of other sexualities?
So I will say thank you for being so thoughtful, even if your opinion is different. You deserve kisses. ♥
Note: I’ve inserted the picture and information instead of a link to help keep the creator’s identity hidden.
Name: Timmy or Tim :3
Seme?Uke?: Uke
His/Her’s Seme?Uke?: Doesn’t have one (Someone want to make him one please )

Why the fuck does he need a partner at all. Why the fuck does a character simply for the purpose of gay sex (or any kind of sex, for that matter) even exist.
Age: 15
Height: 5’ 4”
Weight: 106 lbs.
That’s dangerously underweight. At that height, a healthy weight ought to be somewhere around 150 lbs., I believe.
Personality: Shy, friendly, William’s best friend, kind, gentle, timid, sensitive, gets lonely easily, hates being alone
So a Stu, in fewer words.
Favorite food: Sweet/spicy foods
That isn’t a food. That’s a flavor.
…Actually it’s two flavors. That conflict.

Best Friend: William (Made by [username withheld])
Past/Bio: Being with Will sinse they were little and they had both been s** slaves Timmy has grown quite shy like Will.
Okay, first of all. Sex slavery isn’t cute. It’s disgusting, base, and it makes me want to throw up. (For those who are interested in sex slavery and trafficking, there’s a really fantastic movie about a true story called “the Whistle Blower”. I highly recommend it.)
Secondly, this character only exists for the purpose of sex. Why then, is it necessary to censor the word “sex”?
And finally, most people who have undergone and survived sex slavery have no interest in sex. None. It’s become a form of torture for them. So I seriously doubt that a sex slavery survivor would become a character based around the enjoyment of sex, as this character has.
Each of his scars come from an old master that had harmed him. He still has nightmares about them. Timmy’s ear ring use to be a tag but it was removed but the ring still is in his ear.
I want to scream. THIS ISN’T OKAY.

He usually wears shorts, a short-sleeve t-shirt and socks. He doesn’t like wearing shoes because they wear down his feet. He hates being whipped or anything.
No shit.
He will cower in fear if a master of his hasa paddle or whip. He hates getting punished for making mistakes.
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[Submitter’s Note]: I’ve never heard of a yaoi OC.
Is this a thing?
You have an OC specifically for gay porn?
If this is a thing, then I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
I literally don’t.
I think I submitted some Gorillaz OCs during the hiatus, and you never critiqued those?? Sorry, I don't know if your submit box is full or not.
You did indeed! They’re still here, I just checked. There’s actually a lot of stuff in my submit box at the moment, and I’ve been putting those OCs off because I’m not familiar with Gorillaz. But I’ll do my best to get to them soon, thank you for reminding me!
They’re sisters, over 75% of the gallery is them in skimpy outfits and the creator heavily suggests that their ‘battles’ are often sexual. To be fair they also have a lot of clean art but the implications are still there. I’m not even going to cover the Gardervoir with tits. It was that bad….
This almost actually hurts. They’re the same. They’re literally legitimately almost the same thing: Giant boobs with unnaturally curvy legs and a waist so tiny that they’d fall over and break in half if ever subjected to actual Earth gravity.
I think the submitter has sufficiently covered what’s wrong with these characters. Also, this is a common problem for people who attempt to create characters en mass: if you’re not very meticulous, they’ll end up Sue-ish. Of course, as shown above, not everyone cares if that happens.
I know who you are. Say it. Say it out loud.
I know who you are, too.

Creative reply to your creative answer
Creative reply to your creative reply to my creative answer
Hating homosexual activity = hating what homosexuals do = hating homosexals = homophobia. By the way, homophobia isn't just fear - it also means intense dislike. Equal marriage rights or no marriage at alllll.
And this, my friends, is the extremely flawed form of “logic” that most people use in the modern age.

And here are the reasons why this is incorrect:
1. I never said I hated homosexual activity. I said that I believe that it is wrong.
2. Not all homosexuals act on their sexual urges. Therefore, “hating what homosexuals do” ≠ hating homosexuals themselves. Nor does it even mean hating homosexuals who do act on such urges.
3. Yes, the word homophobia is used commonly to refer to someone who hates homosexuals. If, by that use of the word, you were to call me a homophobe, you would be incorrect, since I do not hate homosexuals. However, when I said that the word “homophobia” is used incorrectly, I meant that it is incorrect in the sense that the word literally means “fear of homosexuals” (Phobia: noun. a persistent, irrational fear of a specific object, activity, or situation that leads to a compelling desire to avoid it). I do not fear my gay friend any more than I fear my Korean classmate.
4. Marriage literally means the marital bond between a man and a woman. Gay marriage is literally impossible. Trying to call a gay union “marriage” is like trying say that just because you wish you had grass, your snow is therefore green. That said, gay civil union, etc. is fine by me. Trying to change the definition of a word, however, is not.
5. “If not everyone can have it, then nobody can”. This ideology is selfish and borderline communistic. It’s like saying that since I can’t have wings, no birds should. LET’S GO OUT AND CUT THE WINGS OFF ALL THE BIRDS! No. Real life doesn’t work that way. Sorry, but welcome to reality. Try to enjoy your stay.
[Submitter’s Note:] A friend of mine made a Hetalia Gary Stu… Ohgod… And if he found I submitted this… But here we go, copy+ pasted directly from him.
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San Marino…
A cheerful little city-county inside Italy. Being the lesser known brother to Romano and Veneziano, he stays in the background with his best friends, Djibouti, Macedonia and Croatia.
Since it’s a city, it doesn’t make any sense for him to be a brother of South and North Italy (not to mention Seborga, a canon Italy brother representing the micronation of the same name).
And why would he even have any relations at all with Macedonia or Croatia, let alone Djibouti?

Judging.
San Marino has a habit of hiding behind or relying on his friends to get work done.
But why.
Official Name: Serenissima Repubblica di San Marino
But it’s a city, not a republic?
Personality: Polite, Level-headed, optimistic, critique-obsessed, wimpy.
Good, then he won’t mind this critique: Your OC has barely any info an is bad. You’re welcome.
Age: 3 September, 301 A.D (Independence Treaty with the Roman Empire)
That’s a birthdate, not an age. And while San Marino is indeed very, very old, I’m pretty sure it’s age shouldn’t be based off of an important Italian date like that which has nothing to do with the city itself.
Appearance: Brown haired with a curl sticking out.
Why do all Italian OCs have to have the fucking curl.

A grey jacket is worn over a light-blue skirt. Black pants with brown boots are also worn. Yellow, gleaming eyes and cat-ears hint ferality.
Wait, so he crossdresses?
CAT EARS?
I’M SO CONFUSED.
Weapon: A Surrender Flag, but when called upon, San Marino will pull out his prized Katana (a present from Japan).
………..
THERE IS NO RELATIONSHIP THERE WHAT THE FUCK NO.
Relationships:
Holy Roman Empire: Boss
Your “Boss” is deceased so this is pretty much useless.
Italy Brothers: Siblings
No.
Greece & Australia: Parents
WHAT THE ACTUAL FRESH FUCKING HELL GREECE AND AUSTRALIA WHAT THE THALKGL;KGHA;LFSDA;LGASLKGNSDA;LGSDLKNAG

Not only do those two countries have very different and separate histories (Greece being Westernized in the B.C. ages, while Australia only experienced colonization less than 300 years ago), BUT THEY HAVE VERY QUESTIONABLE RELATIONS. THEY WOULDN’T HAVE A KID TOGETHER. DEFINITELY NOT AN ITALIAN ONE.
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[Submitter’s Note:] And then, he put in a yaoi ship as parents. -_-‘